The Next Movie Victoria Hall Has To Go Watch

TRUMPET IN THE HOUSE

who needs a trumpet when we got our R1.2 trumpet!!!
Dont be fool by the size, it may look long and slim, people describe it as Bamboo Trump.
Its fucking loud and clear. Even with 10 walls in between, every note hit will still be as loud and clear!
The best part is, its mouth piece provides extra comfort to your lips. It has huge rest pads and if u're favourite color is red, u're in luck!
So dont wait, come and grab it!

*Warning, pitch is quite high. Not for weak eardrums.


fuck, its fucking lame.. but CB! FUCKING KP KNN!

International Earth Day

Today is a bad day. Coz today...i never leave my room. Except to collect laundry. Then on my way to collect laundry (as i just woke up) my hair sibeh stylo...but then this super hot chick walk pass, knn i look like complete idiot..

Anyway..Today..i want to intro u all this new restaurant..its the mexican restuarant i go with cat that day. Wah the food fucking good. U all must try...its opposite the ibis hotel at town. Shiok wan..downstairs...quite expensive la..but the portion big and the spicyness power also...must try..

Then must try the mexican beer call Sol....nice sia..

Ok..also another thing is..tribeca the bar tender sibeh chio..the dua neh wan..

nah beh..

I love ranting..

Ok...on a less serious note....Today is earth day!!!

So since its earth day, please
1. use less water
2. use less power <-- as in electricity etc..not ur (hand,leg,brain)power..stupid
3. dont take bus, dont take taxi
4. drink less water
5. dont shower so long
6. dont eat so much
7. dont talk too long on ur handphone
8. dont scold bad word
9. dont say kuan mole
10. dont say tat forehead
11. no laughing at me or each other
12. no sarcasm
13. no leaking of secrets
14. no masturbating(this is hard, but com'on for one day guys)
15. no porn!!
16. no making fun of wang hao..
17. no smoking~~~!~~tat!!
18. no thinking abt esther kuan..
19. no alcohol..
20..wait i take that back need alcohol... siao no alcohol i might as well leave earth..

there we go guys..pls keep to it, one day for earth. for all the riches that it has given earth..the sand that we eat when we go to the beach...the birds that fly..the wind that chills your bones..the sun that burns your skin...the trees that might fall on you...the lightning that may strike you...the mud that your foot get stuck in...the sea that you might drown in...the fire that we use to burn the atmosphere...is all part of earth..so appreciate it..

love - jiao wey shen..

alot of love..alot alot

Take A Break

you know you're on msn too much when you see this. -_-

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Do the DEW

Fetish, Bugs and Revenge

Today, i realised i have a weird fetish with girls with flare skirts..u know those kind when they walk and the wind blow..u can see the glory of cheeks and middle line of love.
After my coursework finish, me and my honkie(Darren) friend decided to go town to eat lunch and shopping...den halfway we saw this hot asian girl with short skirt, but not tight wan..those are the ahlian days...nwadays they let the wind go in to air the ccb. so that not so chao. But the wind very friendly today...it blow and blow..show people behind the incredible view.(wont tell u all wad color hahaha!) fuckin pervs.. -_-'

So the worse thing was I unknowingly started stalking er no i mean following her...and ignore my friend who was walking other direction....den my friend OI! very loud den only i gt out from my hypnotism....it is scary...if they were robbers..i'd probably be wiped dry...

But because i have my shades on, i was able to bior anything without gettin noticed..so since my friend shopping i sit down outside enjoy the sun..and the girls with flying skirt keep going around me...but that was nothing untill!!! THIS GIRL WHO WEAR A SEMI TRANSPARENT FUCKING TIGHT PANTS WALK PASS AND U CAN SEE THE BUTT CHEEKS GOING TO BURST OUT AND THE THONG IS PINK! AND HER FACE LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM AND OMFG!

so....today...it has been a tiring day....for my eyes....summer is a great season to look forward to.

And on other jiao weys....there is a simple way to kill bugs without sheltox...which u can find here

<-- add those together and u can kill any bug slowly haha...and peacefully...and clean as well..

but the thing is...we use this to wash our plates everyday! nahbeh...humans are strong...maybe TAT the chemical engineer can enlighten us on this. *tat dont scratch head*

Ok...for some reason i found something damn annoying but funny.....

When in Prague...i try to be artistic with my photo taking..and Ben(crazy welsh) will try to intrude in my artistic valor....and jump ino my picture when I about to snap!

this is what happened...

So.......being asian...it is natural for us to be revengeful...like all asian stories..u kill my father..i kill ur son..and on and on..

So i had to do this...





Revenge Taken!!!

MUAHAHAHA!!

tune in tomorrow for more Jiao Wey... with Jiao Wey King...

Good what

God of Jiao Wey join already, see this blog so active again. We should upload Brian's dancing moves in amsterdam onto youtube...

Kuan trying hard to join in with the popular asian pose.

WHAT THE FUCK !!

why the hell is ah bui in our blog..this is suppose to be a private blog..if we let ah bui in..next lips will want to join in...we cant let that happen..lets kick ah bui out...

unless he supply us supper for the remaining days that we are here !!!

clarence, u r a cartoon

Ultimate, 3 way conquer

Today we played a game called Ultimate. I ultimately with elite flamboyance flew through my window and joined the guys when moley started throw little stones at my window.

As such my, primate instincts charge me to go on forth to challenge the mole and his gang of AngMoh(Ben) and BamBang(Indo Warrior)

Even though we were overpowered by their sheer Size and Mass and Welshness and Dark matter(Yakubu), we used our elite brainliness and accuracy and team power and speed and agility and tactical ability to outwit their noobish antics...Smoky was even halfway smoking and hiding in his tactical spyliness, and Sam who was midfield and frontline offence was pushing a line while me the artillery was shooting with precise accuracy(zhuness) into the hands of our catcher the Tat.

In the end our flamboyance and ultra disc flying power of beautiful teamwork shined and we won.

We left our opponents throwing the disc onto the roof in sign of retreat. We brought honor to our family and brothers and lovers and gods.

- Jiao Wey Shen

tmr database deadline...i rock.

KuAn CHiNg says:here u go
KuAn CHiNg says:where

ah chua says:dun tellz u

KuAn CHiNg says:
KuAn CHiNg says:now i sick u guys always go out every night leave me at home alone

ah chua says:yah..
ah chua says:we got healthy frens

KuAn CHiNg says:when i healthy again can i join u guys?

ah chua says:dun think so
ah chua says:our new group is the best

KuAn CHiNg says:who is in ur new group

ah chua says:dun tellz u
ah chua says:juan ching
ah chua says:and kuan ying

KuAn CHiNg says:lol !!


from smoky's msn logs

damn if it's true.

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