You guys forgot abt the blog?

Guys? Why so inactive?

Anyway, I think this yr we should set up a scheme. Called the "Get Tat Hitched" Scheme. This is because its the final year and he still haven't had any. This can be quite bad luck to the rest of us.

His unluckiness has caused us to be single one by one. First was Sam, then Sean...I have a feeling I will be next. Then Kuan.

He is deminishing our Tao Hua Yun. We have to find him a mate before his head gets too shiny.

Hope to hear from you guys.

- Jiao Wey Shen

Free yourself

If you want to be truly free...you have to free yourself from expectations from yourself or anybody.

That way you can free yourself from troubles.

Life in Swindon

Hi boys, well, life in swindon hasn't been very exciting. Im as bored as u clarence! but im living well.

My life now is,
Wake up, watch news, shower then go work for the day. Come back, dinner, watch news and slp before 12.. then the routine repeats every weekday.

Not that im complaining, just to let u know, u're not so bad in manchester!

How's life Sam?, Kuan?


Sean

You asked for it.

What's up guys?

Ok guys...I am really bored in manchester...besides work and drowning myself with alcohol...i have pretty much nothing to do..

Pls post some pictures of sg/msia over here plssssss


So i can at least find out what's going on ar..why u guys so lazy ah??

fuck man..at least taat is pimping in southhampton got alot of chicks and casino win alot of money...


sian..


- clarence

WHATEVER!

SINGAPORE!!!!

WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!

Ok last paper tmr!

So since i cannot concentrate, i decided to watch some indians dance

i hate exams !!!

when will this be over??
im sick of mugging and i cant wait to go home.

ohh....currylaksa,roticanai,bahkuteh,currypuff,assamlaksa,assakfishhead,crabs,lalaaa,teh'o and so on....here i come !!

The Next Movie Victoria Hall Has To Go Watch

TRUMPET IN THE HOUSE

who needs a trumpet when we got our R1.2 trumpet!!!
Dont be fool by the size, it may look long and slim, people describe it as Bamboo Trump.
Its fucking loud and clear. Even with 10 walls in between, every note hit will still be as loud and clear!
The best part is, its mouth piece provides extra comfort to your lips. It has huge rest pads and if u're favourite color is red, u're in luck!
So dont wait, come and grab it!

*Warning, pitch is quite high. Not for weak eardrums.


fuck, its fucking lame.. but CB! FUCKING KP KNN!

International Earth Day

Today is a bad day. Coz today...i never leave my room. Except to collect laundry. Then on my way to collect laundry (as i just woke up) my hair sibeh stylo...but then this super hot chick walk pass, knn i look like complete idiot..

Anyway..Today..i want to intro u all this new restaurant..its the mexican restuarant i go with cat that day. Wah the food fucking good. U all must try...its opposite the ibis hotel at town. Shiok wan..downstairs...quite expensive la..but the portion big and the spicyness power also...must try..

Then must try the mexican beer call Sol....nice sia..

Ok..also another thing is..tribeca the bar tender sibeh chio..the dua neh wan..

nah beh..

I love ranting..

Ok...on a less serious note....Today is earth day!!!

So since its earth day, please
1. use less water
2. use less power <-- as in electricity etc..not ur (hand,leg,brain)power..stupid
3. dont take bus, dont take taxi
4. drink less water
5. dont shower so long
6. dont eat so much
7. dont talk too long on ur handphone
8. dont scold bad word
9. dont say kuan mole
10. dont say tat forehead
11. no laughing at me or each other
12. no sarcasm
13. no leaking of secrets
14. no masturbating(this is hard, but com'on for one day guys)
15. no porn!!
16. no making fun of wang hao..
17. no smoking~~~!~~tat!!
18. no thinking abt esther kuan..
19. no alcohol..
20..wait i take that back need alcohol... siao no alcohol i might as well leave earth..

there we go guys..pls keep to it, one day for earth. for all the riches that it has given earth..the sand that we eat when we go to the beach...the birds that fly..the wind that chills your bones..the sun that burns your skin...the trees that might fall on you...the lightning that may strike you...the mud that your foot get stuck in...the sea that you might drown in...the fire that we use to burn the atmosphere...is all part of earth..so appreciate it..

love - jiao wey shen..

alot of love..alot alot

Take A Break

you know you're on msn too much when you see this. -_-

"The following message could not be delivered because you have exceeded the maximum number of messages per minute. Please try again later."

Do the DEW

Fetish, Bugs and Revenge

Today, i realised i have a weird fetish with girls with flare skirts..u know those kind when they walk and the wind blow..u can see the glory of cheeks and middle line of love.
After my coursework finish, me and my honkie(Darren) friend decided to go town to eat lunch and shopping...den halfway we saw this hot asian girl with short skirt, but not tight wan..those are the ahlian days...nwadays they let the wind go in to air the ccb. so that not so chao. But the wind very friendly today...it blow and blow..show people behind the incredible view.(wont tell u all wad color hahaha!) fuckin pervs.. -_-'

So the worse thing was I unknowingly started stalking er no i mean following her...and ignore my friend who was walking other direction....den my friend OI! very loud den only i gt out from my hypnotism....it is scary...if they were robbers..i'd probably be wiped dry...

But because i have my shades on, i was able to bior anything without gettin noticed..so since my friend shopping i sit down outside enjoy the sun..and the girls with flying skirt keep going around me...but that was nothing untill!!! THIS GIRL WHO WEAR A SEMI TRANSPARENT FUCKING TIGHT PANTS WALK PASS AND U CAN SEE THE BUTT CHEEKS GOING TO BURST OUT AND THE THONG IS PINK! AND HER FACE LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM AND OMFG!

so....today...it has been a tiring day....for my eyes....summer is a great season to look forward to.

And on other jiao weys....there is a simple way to kill bugs without sheltox...which u can find here

<-- add those together and u can kill any bug slowly haha...and peacefully...and clean as well..

but the thing is...we use this to wash our plates everyday! nahbeh...humans are strong...maybe TAT the chemical engineer can enlighten us on this. *tat dont scratch head*

Ok...for some reason i found something damn annoying but funny.....

When in Prague...i try to be artistic with my photo taking..and Ben(crazy welsh) will try to intrude in my artistic valor....and jump ino my picture when I about to snap!

this is what happened...

So.......being asian...it is natural for us to be revengeful...like all asian stories..u kill my father..i kill ur son..and on and on..

So i had to do this...





Revenge Taken!!!

MUAHAHAHA!!

tune in tomorrow for more Jiao Wey... with Jiao Wey King...

Good what

God of Jiao Wey join already, see this blog so active again. We should upload Brian's dancing moves in amsterdam onto youtube...

Kuan trying hard to join in with the popular asian pose.

WHAT THE FUCK !!

why the hell is ah bui in our blog..this is suppose to be a private blog..if we let ah bui in..next lips will want to join in...we cant let that happen..lets kick ah bui out...

unless he supply us supper for the remaining days that we are here !!!

clarence, u r a cartoon

Ultimate, 3 way conquer

Today we played a game called Ultimate. I ultimately with elite flamboyance flew through my window and joined the guys when moley started throw little stones at my window.

As such my, primate instincts charge me to go on forth to challenge the mole and his gang of AngMoh(Ben) and BamBang(Indo Warrior)

Even though we were overpowered by their sheer Size and Mass and Welshness and Dark matter(Yakubu), we used our elite brainliness and accuracy and team power and speed and agility and tactical ability to outwit their noobish antics...Smoky was even halfway smoking and hiding in his tactical spyliness, and Sam who was midfield and frontline offence was pushing a line while me the artillery was shooting with precise accuracy(zhuness) into the hands of our catcher the Tat.

In the end our flamboyance and ultra disc flying power of beautiful teamwork shined and we won.

We left our opponents throwing the disc onto the roof in sign of retreat. We brought honor to our family and brothers and lovers and gods.

- Jiao Wey Shen

tmr database deadline...i rock.

KuAn CHiNg says:here u go
KuAn CHiNg says:where

ah chua says:dun tellz u

KuAn CHiNg says:
KuAn CHiNg says:now i sick u guys always go out every night leave me at home alone

ah chua says:yah..
ah chua says:we got healthy frens

KuAn CHiNg says:when i healthy again can i join u guys?

ah chua says:dun think so
ah chua says:our new group is the best

KuAn CHiNg says:who is in ur new group

ah chua says:dun tellz u
ah chua says:juan ching
ah chua says:and kuan ying

KuAn CHiNg says:lol !!


from smoky's msn logs

damn if it's true.

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. Satanism 88% agnosticism 75% Islam 63% Buddhism 54% Paganism 50% atheism 50% Christianity 42% Judaism 38% Hinduism 25% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE

Kuan took 15 mins... I took 20.... I am dumb.

Einstein's Riddle

---

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE

ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT.

There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

ALBERT EINSTEIN WROTE THIS RIDDLE EARLY DURING THE 19th CENTURY. HE SAID THAT 98% OF THE WORLD POPULATION WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT.

Know what this all means?

We, as a flat, need to go to a proper KTV.

tryin to mix in.

一个人生活演唱：林凡


叶子在窗外轻轻摇动
人行道没有行人走过
镜子里的我很不像我
自从你离开了我变得很软弱
你的影子在每一个角落
好像是在提醒着我
少了你的陪伴我现在有多寂寞
我想我可以习惯一个人生活
我想我可以假装不曾爱过
冰凉的夜里让眼泪温热我
我想我可以习惯一个人生活
在记忆里面擦去你的承诺
爱情怎么会是这个结果叶子在窗外轻轻摇动
人行道没有行人走过
镜子里的我很不像我
自从你离开了我变得很软弱
你的影子在每一个角落
好像是在提醒着我少了你的陪伴
我现在有多寂寞
我想我可以习惯一个人生活
我想我可以假装不曾爱过
感觉如果要走谁能说 NO
我想我可以习惯一个人生活
在记忆里面擦去你的承诺
爱情是个梦而我睡过头
我想我可以习惯一个人生活
在记忆里面擦去你的承诺
爱情是个梦而我睡过头

手放开

歌手：李圣杰 专辑：绝对痴心.手放开

我把自己关起来只留下一个阳台
每当天黑推开窗我对着夜幕发呆
看着往事一幕一幕
再次演出你我的爱
我把电视机打开听着别人的对白
也许那些故事可以给我一个交代
你要的爱我学不来
眼睁睁看情变坏人怔怔看情感概
不能给你未来我还你现在
安静结束也是另一种对待
当眼泪流下来伤已超载
分开也是另一种明白
我给你最后的疼爱是手放开
不要一张双人床中间隔着一片海
感情的污点就留给时间慢慢漂白
把爱收进胸前左边口袋
最后的疼爱是手放开
不想用言语拉扯所以选择不责怪
感情就像候车月台有人走有人来
我的心是一个站牌写着等待
最后的疼爱是手放开
我把收音机打开听着别人的失败
啃咽的声音仿佛诉说着相同悲哀
你的依赖还在胸怀
我无法轻易推开我无法随便走开
感情中专心的人容易被伤害

When you love someone, sometimes you have to let them go.

new age era

ah chua quotes

"ah chua says:
hmm a bit chim alr.. ok la, mayb in the end the most impt thing is being happy
ah chua says:
u're a man with a lot of emotions i think"


ah chua, its true.. but i dont like it when people tell me 不要想太多。 because that phrase never seems to make sense to me.

分手快樂

Vocal: 梁靜茹 (Fish Leong)
Lyrics: 姚若龍
Music: 郭文賢　

我無法幫妳預言
委曲求全有沒有用
可是我多麼不捨

朋友愛的那麼苦痛 ng
愛可以不問對錯
至少要喜悅感動
如果他總為別人撐傘
妳何苦非為他等在雨中

泡咖啡讓妳暖手
想擋擋妳心口裡的風
妳卻想上街走走
吹吹冷風會清醒的多 uo

妳說妳不怕分手
只有一點遺憾難過
情人節就要來了 剩自己一個
其實愛對了人 情人節每天都過

分手快樂　祝妳快樂
妳可以找到更好的
不想過冬　厭倦沉重
就飛去熱帶的島嶼游泳

分手快樂　請妳快樂
揮別錯的才能和對的相逢
離開舊愛　像坐慢車
看透徹了心就會是晴朗的

沒人能把誰的幸福沒收
妳發誓妳會活的有笑容

妳自信時候真的美多了

Inspirational song

信乐团 - 一了百了

信乐团 - 一了百了

一辈子两个人在一起 你说要加个或许
不是你不喜欢甜言和蜜语 只是你比较实际
两个人一辈子不分离 你问我好在哪里
不是你不期待永恒的恋曲 你说最美的爱情叫着回忆

为何连分手都不跟我争吵 撂下一句话就想逃跑
让我　爱难平　恨难消　情难灭　梦难了　心难过　你却放手　一了百了

离开我你说是为了我好 可知道这句话伤人不少
就算忘不了　没有大不了 反正一切都不再重要
我的心既然你全都不了 何必再继续让彼此困扰
斩断纠缠的爱 从今就一了百了

一辈子两个人在一起 你说要加个或许
不是你不喜欢甜言和蜜语 只是你比较实际
两个人一辈子不分离 你问我好在哪里
不是你不期待永恒的恋曲 你说最美的爱情叫着回应
为何连分手都不跟我争吵 撂下一句话就想逃跑
让我 爱难平 情难灭 梦难了 心难过 你却放手 一了百了

离开我你说是为了我好 可知道这句话伤人不少
就算忘不了 没有大不了 反正一切都不再重要
我的心既然你全都不了 何必再继续彼此困扰
斩断纠缠的爱 从今就一了百了
斩断纠缠的爱 从今就一了百了

meaningful

2007 Resolution

Kuan Ching quotes "my life may not be as wild and as fun as yours...but when all fun ends and all other fails..you can always return to me because all i have is stability...and im offering it to you..."
.
..
...
"do u feel that ur gf is too wild and her life almost too exciting for you sometimes...and sometimes you cant really give her all that she wants because you are more of a boring yet stabile sincere guy"


i shall be of a less boring guy and be more interesting. Thanks fluffy! Lets go have dim sum!!!

Fibre 'lowers breast cancer risk'

Eat wholemeal, encourage this to all woman in your life. You might change their lives... or maybe yours at night..

see the link

If you ever felt like giving up....

3 more papers!!!! ROAR!!!!

exams fever

exams sucks.... damn sian....

lol !!! thats me

hohoho

sean, sam, mole,

Wishing you peeps a very happy new year. plz remember to stock up on booze and ciggies when u guys r flyin back. new year resolutions: quit drinking.

have fun ppl.

YUM CHA

Seems like green tea and wu loong is the way to go for me


Are you drinking the right tea?

1. People who use their "brain" to work or students who study hard day
and night
--- should drink more chrysanthemum Tea.

2. People who need a lot of body energy to work or those people that do
a lot of exercise everyday
--- should drink Wu Loong Tea.

3. People who travel on a bike or work in dirty and polluted places
--- should drink Green Tea.

4. For people who likes to sit down all day long and not doing anything
even exercising
--- must drink Green Tea and Flower Tea.

5. People who smoke and drink alot of alcoholic drinks
--- should drink more Green Tea.

6. Carnnivore ( those people who must eat meat at least once a day, or
feel sick or not feeling well
--- try to drink some Wu Loong Tea.

7. People who go to the washroom too often or too less
--- should drink more Honey Tea

8. People with high cholesterol and high blood pressure
--- Wu Loong Tea,Green Tea.

9. Those who work with computers everyday
--- need to drink a Lot of Tea (any tea will do).

Whenever you are working with the computer, you should make some tea,
drink it when you are free.

Drinking Tea is healthy, it can protect and prevent the harmful
Ultraviolet light from harming us (when using computer).

Furthermore, it can also cure us when we are tired and help making our
body feel fresh again

6am sunday morning, had dinner at M2, kept getting stick being called "the rubbish bin". got really bored and did this thing.. and..

oh no.. same as smoky...
sorry smoky, u're not special anymore, not like mummy used to say.. but if they had a health conscious freak, im sure you are special..

didnt noe im so nice.

Flip Flops

Health concerns

While commonly believed to be comfortable, flip-flops provide little to no ankle support, and are responsible for many foot related issues. Dr. John E. Mancuso, a podiatrist at the Manhattan Podiatry Associates in New York pointed out that some flip-flops have a spongy sole, so when then foot hits the ground, it rolls inward and the sponge allows it to roll even more than usual. This is known as pronation and causes many problems in the foot. Each time a foot hits the ground, the arch is supposed to be locked to absorb shock. But during pronation, the arch opens and releases this locking mechanism, leading to problems such as pain in the heel, the arch, the toes and in the forefoot. Exacerbating this, some flip-flops force a person to overuse the tendons in the foot, which can cause tendonitis.

Ankle sprains are also common due to stepping off a curb or stepping wrong, the ankle bends, but the flip flop does not hold on to nor supports it. The open nature of flip-flops also exposes the foot to the enviroment. Dirty side walks and tall grass can lead to an increased chance of infection.

Typhoon Durian hits philippines

for those frog in the wells like sean, plz read the article to update ur self on current issues.

After the recent trend of naming natural disasters after David Tao's songs, like hurrican Katrina, they finally move on and start namin them after tropical fruits.

nxt one shall be called rambutan. hahaha

cool clock

consequence of havin too much pace

toast to etoo.

ONE girl, two suitors. How to settle this love triangle?

Reference from the link.

RJC vs ACS. Winner takes all. pride and girl.

If we just step back and shift our viewpoint to small lil manchester, how do u guys think this situation can apply ? ahaha. its quite obvious.

Me vs *. Winner takes **.
venue: M2.
take up the challenge?

* please do not anyhow assume and post a comment. think b4 u post and dun cause trouble. or u will face severe punishments from tat kor.

Happy Feet

Lets watch this movie next weekend!!!

finally

fking blogger.. finally... lets do some serious postings.

Since We're University Students....

according to a newspaper, we should be able to come up with words from these 9 letters. All of them must have the letter b in them somehow and have 4 or more letters. The grades are as follows:

19= good
21= great
25= excellent

there is at least one word which uses all 9 letters. Surely as university students, we can come up with at least 19. Lets try to get 25!!!

the letters are.....

L E T
T B U
R U N

The world is unfair

how come the 4 of us eat alot but only the 3 of us seems to get fat while sean stays the same...spooky...and whats with that pic?

TIGER TIGER

Seated on the left is jennifer, on the right is pravin and in the middle, is the definition of a gay.

Look at that curly hair of his, ccb look more like pubic. gay and noisy and dumb.

Brian is the best but Brian's dick can't stand
Sean is the best but sean cant do maths.
Sam is the best but sam has saggy breasts.
** is the best but ** has big breasts.

IT IS DONE

the SSKB common blog is created as discussed! SSKB does not represent Sam & Sean Kao Beh, but it might be the most common happening here as we get du lanz over all the 2nd hand smoke we all have to inhale. Anyway, the rest of you, feel free to change templates or whatever shit.

R.2 is the best.... But R.1 got Sebaz
Sean is the best... but Sean can't do maths...